On the rack of romance.
And also in the oven of luuurve. As if waiting for the Italian Stallion to deliver his romantic verdict were not enough agony, Stalag 14 offers zero peace.
Rehearsals for the school play are an unmitigated shambles (with Spotty Norman setting fire to his beard), and dodging Wet Lindsay's naff hair extensions requires extreme athletic skill.
Matters turn even more tragic when Sven terrifies the populace in homemade furry shorts. Meanwhile, Angus the cat is on the rampage eating tights, and the Ace Gang are perfecting their Viking bison dance behind the five's court.
Woe is Georgia: Dave the Laugh has declared his love for her (at least she thinks he was talking about her), and she has finally given Masimo an ultimatum to be her one and only and he has to think about it. And will she ever be able to stop thinking about the Sex God plucking his guitar strings of loveosity?